Maybe I'm too ****ing old to understand what this cat is all about, but I'm certain he'll never be a radio play by play analyst. He has all the communication skills of a lab chimpanzee. Lucky for him verbal skills not required to get a drivers license.
Brevity is the soul of wit. Clearly, this was lacking. However, the ad lib communication skills exhibited are exemplary, if not exactly Shakesperean. Still the point was made, stressed, and over stressed.
I also appreciated the camera work. The skewed angle created additional angst. When melded with the seat belt reminder angst, the tension was palpable.
Set design was also genius. The snow, screeching wipers, and monochromatic ambience were a perfect expression of the frucked up state of our football program.
I applaud the cinematic tour de force.
Good job *****.
Oh, and FIRE FROLDEN'S ***!
Edit: For additional perspective, check out the film critic scene, in the movie After The Fox. Unless you understand Italian, I advise the dubbed or subtitled version.