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To ensure we win out (god forbid barring the usual loss in late November), I am announcing I am going on an Aaron Rodgers-esque retreat Friday and Saturday. I will be consuming obscene amounts of mushrooms and talk to the spirit of Mario "caveman" Cristobal about the need to "let it rip" as he so wisely put it.
Once this is done, I have strong faith everything will go according to plan. It's becoming obvious to me that Mario, in his all knowing brain, did this on purpose just to make sure every fan on CIS puckered up just a little more than usual in the forsaken month of November. If this fails, I will get off this site for eternity because it clearly is making me care way too much about this team (as seen above). Godspeed
Once this is done, I have strong faith everything will go according to plan. It's becoming obvious to me that Mario, in his all knowing brain, did this on purpose just to make sure every fan on CIS puckered up just a little more than usual in the forsaken month of November. If this fails, I will get off this site for eternity because it clearly is making me care way too much about this team (as seen above). Godspeed