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My Problem With of FSU Being in H*ll

DisgruntledSebastianIbis

DisgruntledSebastianIbis

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I've been straight-up feasting on the FSU insider meltdowns lately watching grown men in garnet and gold polos sob on podcasts about how there's no hope, no light at the end of the tunnel, the program being financially broke, and one dude literally broke down crying like he just found out another check from the NIL collective bounced. It's been pure cinema.

My problem? My algorithm now thinks I'm a card-carrying Seminole fan. It won't stop shoving FSU content down my throat. I open YouTube and it's like: 'Hey buddy, want to watch another 18-minute breakdown of why FSU owes $437 million and that debt does not include the Mike Norvell buyout and they might need to start a GoFundMe for helmets?' No, I do not. I just wanted to rubberneck the funeral. I'm here for the tears.
 
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SWFLSWAGG17 said:
That is why you always have a burner account my man.
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DisgruntledSebastianIbis said:
I've been straight-up feasting on the FSU insider meltdowns lately watching grown men in garnet and gold polos sob on podcasts about how there's no hope, no light at the end of the tunnel, the program being financially broke, and one dude literally broke down crying like he just found out another check from the NIL collective bounced. It's been pure cinema.

My problem? My algorithm now thinks I'm a card-carrying Seminole fan. It won't stop shoving FSU content down my throat. I open YouTube and it's like: 'Hey buddy, want to watch another 18-minute breakdown of why FSU owes $437 million and that debt does not include the Mike Norvell buyout and they might need to start a GoFundMe for helmets?' No, I do not. I just wanted to rubberneck the funeral. I'm here for the tears.
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Me too!
 
DisgruntledSebastianIbis said:
I've been straight-up feasting on the FSU insider meltdowns lately watching grown men in garnet and gold polos sob on podcasts about how there's no hope, no light at the end of the tunnel, the program being financially broke, and one dude literally broke down crying like he just found out another check from the NIL collective bounced. It's been pure cinema.

My problem? My algorithm now thinks I'm a card-carrying Seminole fan. It won't stop shoving FSU content down my throat. I open YouTube and it's like: 'Hey buddy, want to watch another 18-minute breakdown of why FSU owes $437 million and that debt does not include the Mike Norvell buyout and they might need to start a GoFundMe for helmets?' No, I do not. I just wanted to rubberneck the funeral. I'm here for the tears.
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How do you think I feel, checking out both UF and F$U nonsense to feed the Tears threads....
 
ThomasM said:
I sometimes try to post and get this popup asking if I am an FSU fan. I answer no. It then asks me who my favorite FSU player is/was, and I say Ann Bowden. It asks me why. I say, "She made great pie." Then it lets me post.
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Now you've got me thinking about Ann Bowden's pie...
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
Now you've got me thinking about Ann Bowden's pie...
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ThomasM said:
I sometimes try to post and get this popup asking if I am an FSU fan. I answer no. It then asks me who my favorite FSU player is/was, and I say Ann Bowden. It asks me why. I say, "She made great pie." Then it lets me post.
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I wouldve gone with the more obvoius choice...candy fisher...seems she had good "pie" also......as per rumor that is!!
 
Why are FSU boosters so broke? It being a women's school until like the 50s?
 
DisgruntledSebastianIbis said:
I've been straight-up feasting on the FSU insider meltdowns lately watching grown men in garnet and gold polos sob on podcasts about how there's no hope, no light at the end of the tunnel, the program being financially broke, and one dude literally broke down crying like he just found out another check from the NIL collective bounced. It's been pure cinema.

My problem? My algorithm now thinks I'm a card-carrying Seminole fan. It won't stop shoving FSU content down my throat. I open YouTube and it's like: 'Hey buddy, want to watch another 18-minute breakdown of why FSU owes $437 million and that debt does not include the Mike Norvell buyout and they might need to start a GoFundMe for helmets?' No, I do not. I just wanted to rubberneck the funeral. I'm here for the tears.
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Have the same problem on X. Puts a bit of a damper on trolling. And weirdly, I also now get a lot of midget *** **** showing up. Those FSU fans are ****ed up.
 
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DisgruntledSebastianIbis said:
I've been straight-up feasting on the FSU insider meltdowns lately watching grown men in garnet and gold polos sob on podcasts about how there's no hope, no light at the end of the tunnel, the program being financially broke, and one dude literally broke down crying like he just found out another check from the NIL collective bounced. It's been pure cinema.

My problem? My algorithm now thinks I'm a card-carrying Seminole fan. It won't stop shoving FSU content down my throat. I open YouTube and it's like: 'Hey buddy, want to watch another 18-minute breakdown of why FSU owes $437 million and that debt does not include the Mike Norvell buyout and they might need to start a GoFundMe for helmets?' No, I do not. I just wanted to rubberneck the funeral. I'm here for the tears.
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Out of all this you did not post the man crying video? IDC for my algorithm if I get to see that, i'll sacrifice my whole YT algo for those real tears.
 
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