Off-Topic Muppet Test

[Empirical Cane]

If you answer "yes" to any of these...

you are a muppet.

Score interpretation:

1: You are beyond reasonable measures of help. No need to score further.

2-5: See above.

6-8: See above.

9-12: Average CIS porster muppet.

 

[Empirical Cane]

13. No one indicated COVID 19 vaccine would prevent infection
14. COVID 19 was a legitimate risk to healthy humans in any age bracket