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WhatTheHell

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As read by Morgan Freeman:


- Rosier is on pace for 3,600 total yards, 40 total TDs and only 8 turnovers
- He came out dropping more dimes than Michael J Fox at a slot machine
- Who saw that coming?
- The h0nkey Badger continues to go from worthless bust to serviceable scumbag
- I almost had to fight Richt in front of his family for leaving Walton in too long
- Ahmmon Richards is really good
- He scored a long TD doing the "about to shlt his pants shuffle"
- What happens when he's 100%?
- Mark Walton looks like Ladanian Tomlinson
- What's this OLines f'n problem?
- Rosier struggled for a while last night
- Even Tom Brady would look bad behind these 5 lava lamps we call a line
- Mike Harley may need to take a seat
- Twice last night Cutcliffe farted and immediately screamed "who's there?!"
- Travis Homer continues to look really good
- This front 7 is just a tidal wave of *****-powered destruction
- How many Duke nerds went to a seminar on hate speech this week, but mumbled "look at those God danged nlggers!" when we broke out the turnover chain?
- A lot
- This staff actually makes people better
- Dee Delaney went from mannequin on roller skates to pitbull all in one week
- Nice to see him up on the line mixing it up
- Both Bandy and Dean flashed with a few solid plays
- The day Malek learns to look for the ball he'll become an All-American
- Worse ball skills than a *******
- But was blanketing his man on every pass
- Yuge future ahead
- Why does Richt always look like he just woke up from a nap?
- Sweaty, confused, and randomly calling unnecessary timeouts with the outline of remote buttons imprinted on his cheek
- If the OL can learn to not play like 5 blowup dolls we will desecrate FSU's cheeks
- The play calling at the goal line was a disaster
- But I was a fan of Richt taking shots at the end zone late on 3 and 1
- Rosier is the perfect type of stupid to play QB
- Smart enough to understand the position, but dumb enough to not let a mistake impact him
- Back go back games he's thrown a pick, come back out and continued slinging unfazed
- Manny Diaz is back.
- A+ game by this defense and a masterful display of dominance
- Richards and Walton will be NFL starters
- I hope Mack Brown is eaten by a pack of wild coyotes
- Tune into the OTH podcast for Shawnbrey McNeal's take on Mark Walton's corn shlts
- To make the racist Duke geeks more uncomfortable, we should've played the second half pant less
- Imagine three dongs like a rope swing at a lake coming at you on a blitz
- David Cutcliffe looks like Mrs Doubtfire
 
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I was kinda happy when Richt got ****ed at something, I don't know what, but I swear he said ************.
 
I wish we'd use more zone read on short yardage and goal line. I know Rosier walks in if he keeps the ball on the drive we were stuffed at the goal line
 
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Yes on the goal line I would like to see Rosier's mobility used. Play action and roll him out with a choice.
 
WhatTheHell said:
Yes on the goal line I would like to see Rosier's mobility used. Play action and roll him out with a choice.
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I'm actually surprised we haven't used waggles/boots more. Gives him run / pass option and simplifies reads.
 
WhatTheHell said:
As read by Morgan Freeman:


- Rosier is on pace for 3,600 total yards, 40 total TDs and only 8 turnovers
- He came out dropping more dimes than Michael J Fox at a slot machine
- Who saw that coming?
- The h0nkey Badger continues to go from worthless bust to serviceable scumbag
- I almost had to fight Richt in front of his family for leaving Walton in too long
- Ahmmon Richards is really good
- He scored a long TD doing the "about to shlt his pants shuffle"
- What happens when he's 100%?
- Mark Walton looks like Ladanian Tomlinson
- What's this OLines f'n problem?
- Rosier struggled for a while last night
- Even Tom Brady would look bad behind these 5 lava lamps we call a line
- Mike Harley may need to take a seat
- Twice last night Cutcliffe farted and immediately screamed "who's there?!"
- Travis Homer continues to look really good
- This front 7 is just a tidal wave of ****-powered destruction
- How many Duke nerds went to a seminar on hate speech this week, but mumbled "look at those God danged nlggers!" when we broke out the turnover chain?
- A lot
- This staff actually makes people better
- Dee Delaney went from mannequin on roller skates to pitbull all in one week
- Nice to see him up on the line mixing it up
- Both Bandy and Dean flashed with a few solid plays
- The day Malek learns to look for the ball he'll become an All-American
- Worse ball skills than a *******
- But was blanketing his man on every pass
- Yuge future ahead
- Why does Richt always look like he just woke up from a nap?
- Sweaty, confused, and randomly calling unnecessary timeouts with the outline of remote buttons imprinted on his cheek
- If the OL can learn to not play like 5 blowup dolls we will desecrate FSU's cheeks
- The play calling at the goal line was a disaster
- But I was a fan of Richt taking shots at the end zone late on 3 and 1
- Rosier is the perfect type of stupid to play QB
- Smart enough to understand the position, but dumb enough to not let a mistake impact him
- Back go back games he's thrown a pick, come back out and continued slinging unfazed
- Manny Diaz is back.
- A+ game by this defense and a masterful display of dominance
- Richards and Walton will be NFL starters
- I hope Mack Brown is eaten by a pack of wild coyotes
- Tune into the OTH podcast for Shawnbrey McNeal's take on Mark Walton's corn shlts
- To make the racist Duke geeks more uncomfortable, we should've played the second half pant less
- Imagine three dongs like a rope swing at a lake coming at you on a blitz
- David Cutcliffe looks like Mrs Doubtfire
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wasn't that funny. trying too hard. off on young's ball skills, walton staying in the game too long, harley.
 
QuatroCane said:
dfagundo said:
WhatTheHell said:
Yes on the goal line I would like to see Rosier's mobility used. Play action and roll him out with a choice.
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[MENTION=6738]wherrera8[/MENTION] tellin you man, boot legs will allow us to massacre teams in the red zone
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Instead we cram everyone in the box and basically tell them what we're going to do...very frustrating.
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Infuriating. I just don’t understand how during film sessions no one raises these questions? You’re telling me we only have one offensive mind on our entire staff?
 
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Cribby said:
I wish we'd use more zone read on short yardage and goal line. I know Rosier walks in if he keeps the ball on the drive we were stuffed at the goal line
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USC used a zone read on the goal line for easy qb keepers that got them 2 tds.. we need to implement something like that asap
 
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