Look at it this way, fellas...

[Ibis Wingz]

...Morris can take the time he would not have put into preparing for a regional into not recruiting. Win-win.

 

[The Franchise]

Morris keep stealing checks. Maybe he'll catch a chin implant during the longer offseason and come back next year as a granite-jawed leader.

 

[Ibis Wingz]

He can use Don Shula or Dudley Do Right as a model for the plastic surgeon.

 

[The Franchise]

He can use Don Shula or Dudley Do Right as a model for the plastic surgeon.

All I know is that I've seen enough of that high hat chinless check-stealing facquit for a lifetime. Time for a low hat guy with a granite jaw.