Lol at Gorlden hiding from the media

[Ibis Wingz]

I hope he is lying in the fetal position repeating the phrase "mommy, I don't want to go to school today."

 

[TheU1988]

Golden's a chicken.

 

[TreOFive]

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C.L.A.S.S.I.C.!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

 

[Gru]

guys don't worry, he's just out working his tail off

 

[WhatTheHell]

This would make a pretty good movie.

A failed head coach just wants to be fired so he can collect his buyout and escape any more public humiliation. A university too cheap to send him packing. What happens when this zany old coach is forced to go to ridiculous lengths to try and **** off the school.

Who will win? I'd watch the shlt out of that.

 

[DREW!]

Lulz.

 

[Canezum5]

weak at "zany ol coach" lmfao

 

[OrangetieFatface]

Golden's a chicken.

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Golden is Gob.
Dorito is Buster.
James is Dr. Tobias Funke.

 

[TheU1988]

Golden's a chicken.

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Golden is Gob.
Dorito is Buster.
James is Dr. Tobias Funke.

And the fan base is Michael.

My God. This makes more sense than real life.

 

[Klamalama]

This would make a pretty good movie.

A failed head coach just wants to be fired so he can collect his buyout and escape any more public humiliation. A university too cheap to send him packing. What happens when this zany old coach is forced to go to ridiculous lengths to try and **** off the school.

Who will win? I'd watch the shlt out of that.

Casting call!!

 

[shannonpos04]

On a serious note....does anyone know why he hasnt said something. Crossing fingers last time he went in hiatus, he was job hunting at PSU.

 

[Cane1996]

This would make a pretty good movie.

A failed head coach just wants to be fired so he can collect his buyout and escape any more public humiliation. A university too cheap to send him packing. What happens when this zany old coach is forced to go to ridiculous lengths to try and **** off the school.

Who will win? I'd watch the shlt out of that.

Holy crap, that's hilarious.

 

[Copeseticman]

Golden sure isn't doing anything to help himself since the Pittsburgh loss.

 

[MizCane]

He's supposedly out recruiting and I don't mean "out recruiting" as if he is getting elite kids over FSU and Bama.

 

[MIA42178]

I am beginning to believe he's scammed his way into another gig.
I know it's ridiculous but he's a master con artist

 

[CBurrr93]

some pillar lmao

 

[Cane1996]

This would make a pretty good movie.

A failed head coach just wants to be fired so he can collect his buyout and escape any more public humiliation. A university too cheap to send him packing. What happens when this zany old coach is forced to go to ridiculous lengths to try and **** off the school.

Who will win? I'd watch the shlt out of that.

Potential Title for the script "Throwin In the Towel".

 

[OrangetieFatface]

I am beginning to believe he's scammed his way into another gig.
I know it's ridiculous but he's a master con artist

Leading a double life? Al Golden the Homewrecker? He's out doing pressers for CSU and were the good obedient wife sleeping on the couch, waiting for him to wake us up so we can pretend to be mad? He's drunk again, and smells like perfume, been out courting those floozies. Well we're no fuddy duddy either, but sure not giving it up after this stunt. What's next? A black eye? He puts his hands on us, just to move us out of the way. That's when we knew it was over, there's somebody else, what's her name Al?

 

[whoopingcane]

This would make a pretty good movie.

A failed head coach just wants to be fired so he can collect his buyout and escape any more public humiliation. A university too cheap to send him packing. What happens when this zany old coach is forced to go to ridiculous lengths to try and **** off the school.

Who will win? I'd watch the shlt out of that.

Casting call!!

Al Golden:

Mark Donofrio:

James Coley:

Randy Shannon:

Donna Shalala:

 

[TheU1988]

Donna Shalala: