2024 Kevin Riley 4* RB from the Heart of Saban Country

I wouldn't go that far in the portal era because you never know who could come back around, but in the case of Riley, he hasn't done anything at Bama to warrant discussing how he "got away."
Valid.
I thought about including some sort of portal clause in those comments. I don't know if I was just being lazy or in a rush to complain about recruits who dump us.

That said.... How many of the guys we were close on ended up portaling back to us later on?
 
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What is this weird fascination some of you have with guys we "almost" get? I mean, do you same people chase the dudes on your Grinder accounts when they ghost you?

Kevin Riley is dead to me. Same with Cormani McClain, Connor Lew or anyone else who was once committed to us, then decommitted. Once that de-committment happens, it's Dunnsville for me. Like when a chick mentions "wanting to keep options open." Yeah? Keep 'em all open b.itc.h cuz we are finished.....and Imma try to fucc your cousin/sister.mom now that you threw that ish my way. How's that for options?
99% of the time I agree with you, but the one guy we lost that still frustrates me to this day is Patrick Peterson.
 
Well you gotta remember I've been around a while and that includes pre-internet. Back in my days of I formation football and collars up Polo shirts, we had to rely on the Tom Lemmings of the world which meant there was a time delay. As for cousin/sister/mom, as long as the "relief" was achieved, don't care.

Once the internet came out, it became trickier. Viagra was my friend though. I have learned over time though that waiting for the new committment after the decommittment is really important. I should've mentioned as much for the more astute readers such as yourself.

Stick around. I teach Yoga classes on Wednesdays.
LOL Good stuff! Remember the Bill Buckalter recruit hotline? I used to call that in the 90s before the internet took off and I discovered Grassy.
 
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