Jimmy Sexton

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Piggybacking on the post by @CaneSinceForEver in the Brian Kelly is toast thread ... but Jimmy Sexton from Memphis, Tennessee is about to pull off some good ol' Southern shakedowns for the history books :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Lane Kiffin's agent: Jimmy Sexton

James Franklin's agent: Jimmy Sexton

Dabo Swinney's agent: Jimmy Sexton

Clark Lea's agent: Jimmy Sexton

Jon Sumrall's (Tulane) agent: Jimmy Sexton

Kirby Smart's agent: Jimmy Sexton

Jimbo Fisher's agent: Jimmy Sexton

Nick Saban's agent: Jimmy Sexton

This isn't a prediction that Smart or Swinney will leave their current jobs ... or that Saban will come out of retirement ... or that any power conference school besides broke-*** FSU would pull Jimbo off the scrap heap ... but the point remains that Fat Cat Sexton can use each of his high-profile clients to fuel speculation and drive up prices as panicky athletic directors try to fill (or avoid) vacancies with coaches who can rally the alumni and ultimately help AD's keep their jobs


"My friends, it's about to go down"

Report: Jimmy Sexton Leaves SportsTrust Advisors To Join CAA - Sports Agent  Blog


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add on Eli Drinkwitz.

And his fired or soon-to-be group of:
Mark Stoops
Sam Pittman
Hugh Freeze
Mike Norvell
Shane Beamer

and the non-southerners of Matt Campbell getting floated and Dan Lanning getting called by each premier job cause you gotta make him say no (in turn letting $exton work Philly Knight for another extension)?

Big Fella puttin up Wilt numbers before the start of Feb.
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*also got Tony V from the Vols to SF Giants before getting this chaos kicked off*
 

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add on Eli Drinkwitz.

And his fired or soon-to-be group of:
Mark Stoops
Sam Pittman
Hugh Freeze
Mike Norvell
Shane Beamer

and the non-southerners of Matt Campbell getting floated and Dan Lanning getting called by each premier job cause you gotta make him say no (in turn letting $exton work Philly Knight for another extension)?

Good summary mi amigo

Open:
UF
LSU
Hawgs
PSU
VT
UCLA
Okie St

Likely to be open:
Aub
UK

Could be open:
Sparty
****y
Heels
Wiscy
Miss St

Hopefully won't be open:
FSU
 
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31M could be just his cash flow account…money like his flows offshore quickly. Or else, he’s hiding it in his neck…
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Believe he also represents Tenn baseball coach Tony Vitello who last week was hired by SF Giants.
 
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