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2026 James "JJ" Johnson 4* DT from Northwestern via Ft Myers Flips to Texas From UGA

Reyrey said:
We still panicking with DT or we letting things unfold……
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RVACane said:
Wait… what’s 1mur’s role in this - like are you pro or anti 1mur?
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He's trying to make a bet that he has connections which will be proved by calling @1murhurricane, and facilitating a connection to a member of the coaching staff so that he can talk to them directly about recruits that he's been saying would be down to be Canes but staff hasn't been on, then he can come back in here and confirm
 
Always Correct said:
Do you know the Dos Equis guy and will that help land us a DT?
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Ok, guysm, I have an idea.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who went to school with one of our position coaches who saw one of our recruits at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Anyhow, I will put up $100,000 of my money against $5 of anyone else's money so that I can prove that I once took classes with Randy Shannon. I am going to contact 5 of the moderators, because everyone knows they are righteous dudes, and then I will arrange to have UM send my transcripts and Randy Shannon's transcripts to 2 of the 5 moderators, while the other 3 moderators will get the random transcripts of Jon Secada, Steve O, and Gene Roddenberry, all of whom attended UM.

Then, I will arrange to have IndayArthauz feed all 5 transcripts into a supercomputer in order to collate all of the courses taken over the various semesters. Now, I know that Jon Secada and Gene Roddenberry went to UM well before I did, though Steve O went at the same time, but I never had any classes with him. Once the supercomputer shows a match for all the classes I took with Randy Shannon, I will pay everyone $100,000 each, but if I cannot establish that I took classes with Randy Shannon, you each owe me $5.

I hope that everyone will accept this very reasonable and not-at-all-insane proposal.
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
Ok, guysm, I have an idea.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who went to school with one of our position coaches who saw one of our recruits at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Anyhow, I will put up $100,000 of my money against $5 of anyone else's money so that I can prove that I once took classes with Randy Shannon. I am going to contact 5 of the moderators, because everyone knows they are righteous dudes, and then I will arrange to have UM send my transcripts and Randy Shannon's transcripts to 2 of the 5 moderators, while the other 3 moderators will get the random transcripts of Jon Secada, Steve O, and Gene Roddenberry, all of whom attended UM.

Then, I will arrange to have IndayArthauz feed all 5 transcripts into a supercomputer in order to collate all of the courses taken over the various semesters. Now, I know that Jon Secada and Gene Roddenberry went to UM well before I did, though Steve O went at the same time, but I never had any classes with him. Once the supercomputer shows a match for all the classes I took with Randy Shannon, I will pay everyone $100,000 each, but if I cannot establish that I took classes with Randy Shannon, you each owe me $5.

I hope that everyone will accept this very reasonable and not-at-all-insane proposal.
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Almost had me. I didn’t see anything about a couch to sleep on because my wife is going to get ****ed about me losing 5 bucks.
 
STG said:
Listen man, let's end this right here. Since you have the biggest set of balls here according to the way you speak to people, let's check if you are a man or not.

You said I have no connections, yet you are the only one with them. @1murhurricane get in here my man.

According to some people, this gentlemen supposedly has connects with high school players and could assist UM with certain recruits we may be interested in, but have no idea they are even interested. I will get on a phone call with 1M and validate that he has real connects and can help UM out. If I can validate, me, nobody else, will DIRECTLY, not through somebody else introduce him to a high level staff member so he can work with UM. Mind you, that's not even my big connect.

Put your money where your mouth is boss. If I can't, you get $10K. If I can, you only pay me $5K but you autoban yourself permanently from CIS. We can put the money in escrow. I am ready right now. Come on boss, I know nobody and you know everyone. Easy $10K for you.

@1murhurricane will tell us all if I facilitated the intro.

DON'T BE SOFT. MAN UP OR LOOK LIKE A COWARD.
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I already know STG plugged in but 💯 DM and let's hook it up. Smurf, pop, Addae and even beard to some degree bungled some recruitments. But if you got someone not trying to waste high level 4 and 5 star times let me know
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
Ok, guysm, I have an idea.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who went to school with one of our position coaches who saw one of our recruits at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Anyhow, I will put up $100,000 of my money against $5 of anyone else's money so that I can prove that I once took classes with Randy Shannon. I am going to contact 5 of the moderators, because everyone knows they are righteous dudes, and then I will arrange to have UM send my transcripts and Randy Shannon's transcripts to 2 of the 5 moderators, while the other 3 moderators will get the random transcripts of Jon Secada, Steve O, and Gene Roddenberry, all of whom attended UM.

Then, I will arrange to have IndayArthauz feed all 5 transcripts into a supercomputer in order to collate all of the courses taken over the various semesters. Now, I know that Jon Secada and Gene Roddenberry went to UM well before I did, though Steve O went at the same time, but I never had any classes with him. Once the supercomputer shows a match for all the classes I took with Randy Shannon, I will pay everyone $100,000 each, but if I cannot establish that I took classes with Randy Shannon, you each owe me $5.

I hope that everyone will accept this very reasonable and not-at-all-insane proposal.
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TrumpyCane stopped reading at Randy Shannon
 
STG said:
Listen man, let's end this right here. Since you have the biggest set of balls here according to the way you speak to people, let's check if you are a man or not.

You said I have no connections, yet you are the only one with them. @1murhurricane get in here my man.

According to some people, this gentlemen supposedly has connects with high school players and could assist UM with certain recruits we may be interested in, but have no idea they are even interested. I will get on a phone call with 1M and validate that he has real connects and can help UM out. If I can validate, me, nobody else, will DIRECTLY, not through somebody else introduce him to a high level staff member so he can work with UM. Mind you, that's not even my big connect.

Put your money where your mouth is boss. If I can't, you get $10K. If I can, you only pay me $5K but you autoban yourself permanently from CIS. We can put the money in escrow. I am ready right now. Come on boss, I know nobody and you know everyone. Easy $10K for you.

@1murhurricane will tell us all if I facilitated the intro.

DON'T BE SOFT. MAN UP OR LOOK LIKE A COWARD.
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RVACane said:
Wait, are you saying the chaminade kid isn’t a take because we landed Stanford stafford whatever his name is? I thought D$ said he was a take either way.
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It's true that Miami liked him. The moment we landed Spafford I asked several people about Lopez. And I never got the sense from their comments that he had the go ahead to commit.

And I am a fan of Lopez and wanted him in this class.
 
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