If we lose to Pitt....

RohanMotor

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How the heck can he not be taken to the gallows!?!?

No freakin' way he is not fired! Just no way!
 
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Alfred James Golden is going to come out **** rock hard hip-thrusting straight at your face. Slurpers will happily chow down as they watch their hero emerge from the gallows, a fresh sense of "us against the world" mentality as they round up and echo their rally cries. "This ones for next year!!!" They'll shout. Duke will gash them over and over, setting an ALL TIME record. Our freshman quarterback shows extra promise as he glides around the pocket, making every right decision. The once delapidated defense swarms the ball, forcing turnover after turnover, cementing their place in the top 20.

Somewhere far away, in a high unreachable tower, Albert will rain **** down from his pedestal as he happily watches his minions obediently oblige. "There is always next year, Joe," he'll say with a sweaty, ****** grin.
 
Difference is Pitts defense is pretty bad. UVA had a much better front seven, no excuses just saying. We should unfortunately win this game..cant believe i just typed this.

I have never rooted for a sports team to change its coach more then i have for this team.
 
Like last year pitt will probably eff up on some plays and help us get a big lead, then we will give up garbage points, then again i thought the same about UVA sooooo
 
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Alfred James Golden is going to come out **** rock hard hip-thrusting straight at your face. Slurpers will happily chow down as they watch their hero emerge from the gallows, a fresh sense of "us against the world" mentality as they round up and echo their rally cries. "This ones for next year!!!" They'll shout. Duke will gash them over and over, setting an ALL TIME record. Our freshman quarterback shows extra promise as he glides around the pocket, making every right decision. The once delapidated defense swarms the ball, forcing turnover after turnover, cementing their place in the top 20.

Somewhere far away, in a high unreachable tower, Albert will rain **** down from his pedestal as he happily watches his minions obediently oblige. "There is always next year, Joe," he'll say with a sweaty, ****** grin.

Disturbing imagery aside, I'd say you're spot on! UM will dominate Pitt and the bowl game showing promise for next year. Then when 2015 arrives we will ish the bed in epic fashion! We'll beat Duke though so all will be well!
 
Condaleeza Rice will sort this all out. And, we'll go on a run that makes the 80's/90's look like a popcorn fart.
 
Pitt is horrible

I said the same for UVA

Its not too hard to figure out. Virginia has a good defense and plays well at home however they usually make a few plays each game to blow the game but Canes went ahead and committed them for them. Pitt cant play from behind. They rely on power running game and take big shots to legit pro WR. Defense is formidable but can get worn down. Offense has been a turnover machine last part of the season. We could bring out C+ game and still win. If we limit turnovers and play a B game we will win by DD. As bad as it looks last week nobody on this team is quiting and i know people here dont wanna hear it but there all playing hard for AG.
 
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Pitt couldn't beat us if we bent over and dropped our drawers. I hate them for that!

You underestimate the Golden factor. Remember base D will be to play patty cake with the Oline and keep or LBs 5 yards off the ball.
 
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