I think the Issue is Malik Rosier's Jheri-Curl

The Svengali

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If he cut's his hair and rids himself of the Jheri-Curl I think he'll play much, much better. Right now he is the Prince of Soul Glo, but we need him to be the Prince of Zamunda if we are to beat Clemson.

He's stunk up the joint throwing the football the last 4-5 weeks, and he needs to do something to shake things up. Getting rid of the Jheri-Curl might do the trick.
 
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agreed wholeheartedly. and he needs to wear contacts with normal eye color. nlgga looks like a Puma by the eyes
 
He just isnt a good passer. Nothing to do with hair or anything else.

I definitely think it's the hair bro. You can't have hair like the Prince of Soul Glo, and then go out and ball out as a QB.

Name one good QB that's ever had a Jheri Curl? There hasn't been one

If he played RB, he could have a Jheri curl all day, but not as a QB. Eric ****erson and Billy Sims wore Jheri curls and were stud footballers, but as I said, they played RB and not QB.

Rosier must cut his hair if we are to stand a chance against Clemson
 
Not sure if this is more racist or retarded. Either way, God****.

By the way, I don't think Malik uses any product in his hair. He's mixed so his hair is naturally wavy and playig football people sweat. Bizarre thread
 
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He just isnt a good passer. Nothing to do with hair or anything else.

I definitely think it's the hair bro. You can't have hair like the Prince of Soul Glo, and then go out and ball out as a QB.

Name one good QB that's ever had a Jheri Curl? There hasn't been one

If he played RB, he could have a Jheri curl all day, but not as a QB. Eric ****erson and Billy Sims wore Jheri curls and were stud footballers, but as I said, they played RB and not QB.

Rosier must cut his hair if we are to stand a chance against Clemson

You might be on to something. This is the best excuse I've heard so far for Pitt.
 
Eric ****erson and Billy Sims wore Jheri curls and were stud footballers, but as I said, they played RB and not QB.


Eric wore it so when the defender tried to tackle him by the hair he wouldn't be able to hold onto it. Like a greased watermelon is a swimming pool.
 
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