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what more could you want in your wife than being hot and being a die hard canes fan?

Many would say the ability to cook, and considering the fact that I put a frozen pizza in the oven the other day with the cardboard still beneath it, I'd say I'm pretty deficient in that department.
 
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what more could you want in your wife than being hot and being a die hard canes fan?

Many would say the ability to cook, and considering the fact that I put a frozen pizza in the oven the other day with the cupboard still beneath it, I'd say I'm pretty deficient in that department.

with canes boy shorts on would make it acceptable in my book....
 
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Ma'am, with all due respect, have you considered a slight career change?

There may be a Head Coaching position opening up soon.
 
Ma'am, with all due respect, have you considered a slight career change?

There may be a Head Coaching position opening up soon.

Offer accepted. And you better believe I won't be running a soft zone, 3-4 two gap scheme either.
 
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I rubbed that **** in my wife's face when I saw it.

I wanted the Ibis at our reception to escort us in and she shot it down. I stayed completely out of the whole wedding process and made one request...shot down.

Women.

You sound whipped... Now your posting style on here makes sense.

Homeboy...there are some battles you don't engage in with women. Anything having to do with the wedding is one of those.

The wedding, maybe. The reception, you are just whipped.

To me that's all one process/event that I honestly didn't care enough about to cause a huge fight....the wedding is all about the girl. I would have been just fine getting married in Vegas.

turned in my bachelor card 16 years ago. What I learned is that the wedding is for the bride...guy is simply getting married.
 
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