"Joe, I don't like to make excuses, but how was the team supposed to prepare knowing Notsince1985 was in the hospital, Joe? I don't want to make excuses, but c'mon, Joe. The kids had that in the back of their mind all game, and that starts with me. I gotta do a better job of preventing Notsince1985 from contracting pneumonia, Joe."
It attacks the brain causing those infected to make excessive excuses, even when an excuse is not necessary. Also causes you to have massive weight gain and man love for piece of **** defenseless coordinators that were sexually abused in Penn States locker room shower.