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- Feb 15, 2016
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Medical narration:
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DOLPHINITIS
It's a SERIOUS medical condition where fans no matter how badly they are treated, manipulated or insulted by local radio continue to expend their money by supporting the very sports teams that fail every season. Fans are brought into a catatonic then manic state and only have basketball andcircle jerking supporting other friends that are FSU fans.
But there's help...
Our laboratory expert studies have shown that if you stop drinking soy while taking ***ITOL, you may see increasing levels of testosterone and winning at life. Fans have reported when they stop spending money on stupid sht... they had more money.
Important side effects: Side effects for opposing fans like UF may include hot dog fingers, enlarged ears, wet armpits, crying, and puffy male nipples. Very serious side effects often happen to FSU alums by getting anal leakage but all which are worth it to be able to ***** slap that slimey smirk off of Dan Mullen's face.
Happy New Year you dirty animals. You're not bad fans for expecting more.
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- Does your favorite team or local radio "personality" call you a "bad fan"?
- Does your AD copy paste losing quotes?
- Have you been waiting for more than a decade for a 11 win season?
- Does your local media kiss the *** of the failing teams in your region so they don't lose media access?
- If your answer is yes then you may have a serious medical condition called...
DOLPHINITIS
It's a SERIOUS medical condition where fans no matter how badly they are treated, manipulated or insulted by local radio continue to expend their money by supporting the very sports teams that fail every season. Fans are brought into a catatonic then manic state and only have basketball and
But there's help...
Our laboratory expert studies have shown that if you stop drinking soy while taking ***ITOL, you may see increasing levels of testosterone and winning at life. Fans have reported when they stop spending money on stupid sht... they had more money.
Important side effects: Side effects for opposing fans like UF may include hot dog fingers, enlarged ears, wet armpits, crying, and puffy male nipples. Very serious side effects often happen to FSU alums by getting anal leakage but all which are worth it to be able to ***** slap that slimey smirk off of Dan Mullen's face.
Happy New Year you dirty animals. You're not bad fans for expecting more.
