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Had my first ignorant FSU fan encounter of 2016

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Cant believe I made it all the way into May.


---A phone goes off with the "warchant" as a ringtone---

Me: Thats a dreadful noise coming out of that phone..

Idiot: U MUST BE A FLORIDA FAN

Me: Nah, hate them. Miami fan.

Idiot: THEY ARE WORSE. DIDNT KNOW THEY STILL HAD FANS.

Me: Its been a rough road here lately but we should give you guys a good game this year seeing as how we have a top QB in the country and a competent coach...

Idiot: WHO RICK? RICK CAINT WIN THE BIG GAME. HE WONT NEVER WIN U A TITLE.

Me: I dont care. I just want to win 10 games. Would be nice to beat a good team every now and then as well.

Idiot: YALL AINT BEATIN CLEMSON AND YA **** SURE AINT BEATIN US

Me: We dont play Clemson.. but I dont see too many beating Clemson with Watson..

Idiot: SHIIIIT WATCH US.

Me: Isnt the QB battle between Sean Maguire and A 5'6 haitian with a nosering?

Idiot: No i forgot his name but he showed out in the garnet and gold game hes gonna be a stud

Me: ...Ok... And i feel good about the FSU game because when Alfred James Golden is coming within 4-7 points of beating Jimbo and you bring in Richt with the same talent...

Idiot: RICK GON GET A HARD NOSED WELCOME BACK TO THE ACC U CAN BELIEVE THAT.



He proceeded to tell me about AGWYO... and the guy had a tattoo of a spear on his forearm.


I cant ******* wait until football season. Feels like 2009 again based on my optimism.
 
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I absolutely hate nole fans logic never matters or means anything when dealing with them. I talked to a couple guys and they aren't even aware of their own depth chart but they are certain that they are going to be in the playoffs.
 
FSU, UF, Tennessee fans all sound the same. You just can't talk to them logically about college football
 
Sounds like you were a dyck to him first. What did you expect? Him to thank some bigmouth stranger for insulting his team's fight song?
 
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That's why I just dropkick them like so

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The Franchise said:
Sounds like you were a dyck to him first. What did you expect? Him to thank some bigmouth stranger for insulting his team's fight song?
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They should say all those things they been beating our *** in recruiting and on the field, i would of said the same thing he did
 
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Didn't Free Shoes U get drubbed by upstart Houston of the AAC or some conference. Logic generally says temper optimism going into next season. Telling you, trailorhassee does weird things to your intelligence.
 
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mjackson6 said:
FSU, UF, Tennessee fans all sound the same. You just can't talk to them logically about college football
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The Franchise said:
pcitycane said:
The Franchise said:
Sounds like you were a dyck to him first.
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Ive had plenty of good conversation that started with playful banter. And to have your fight song as your ringtone you are asking for it anyway.
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You got what you gave. You're lucky you don't get punched out with that approach.
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You're probably gonna die in an early age due to multiple heart attacks. There is a different between joking around and acting like a lil girl. You're acting like uf fans when someone says something about tebow
 
I've got logical friends that went to the UF and FSU. We can talk and generally agree on most things but when it comes to CFB, forget it.

My UF buddy says Richt sucks and he can't win big games, but i'm fairly certain he doesn't know Richt wasn't calling plays. My FSU buddy doesn't know who Casey Weldon is, but thinks Jimbo and that whole mess up there is a superior program. I generally don't troll them though, because they both wanted to be Canes and it's all about this U anyway.
 
Should tell him to find another rapist, thief QB so they can get their *** kicked in the playoffs again.

That being said, I dislike the Gators even more. At least the 'Noles keep playing us every year.
 
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No use talking to a UF fan who with a straight face tries to sell you on the idea that their school is the Harvard of the South and a team that's a loser is great because they have the Swamp, and any Nole fan who was so desperate to win they, their police department, and the entire town looked the other way at gross player misconduct and even aided cover ups.

Just pass em by. Don't waste yer time.
 
The FSU loss momentum is building. Oregon. Clemson. Houston. It's only a matter of time before we come knocking on their door with a big plate of crow.
 
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