Guys, I have the perfect fix for all those dropped INT’s

[LeanMeanOrangeGreen]

Maybe we could come up with a new age motivational tool to entice more turnovers. Like a little reward for any defensive player who forces/recovers a turnover. This hypothetical reward could look something very “Miami”. It’s gotta be flashy and authentic. The player rewarded with this honorable flashy mystery item could be temporarily crowned as the offense trots on the field. Any thoughts?!?

 

[Tony4Canes]

No

 

[miamimike305]

Maybe we could come up with a new age motivational tool to entice more turnovers. Like a little reward for any defensive player who forces/recovers a turnover. This hypothetical reward could look something very “Miami”. It’s gotta be flashy and authentic. The player rewarded with this honorable flashy mystery item could be temporarily crowned as the offense trots on the field. Any thoughts?!?

I wouldn’t be opposed to the Turnover chain in the NC.

 

[stormsurge]

two obese mexican hookers
put you in the middle and make the BIGGEST BURRITO IN ALL OF MEXICO

 

[klineski96]

A maroon backpack maybe? One that has gold buckles and kinda looks like a woman's purse?


Wait... no that's a pretty terrible idea.
No program with any self respect is stupid enough to ever use a turnover backpack. All of college football would laugh at us and call us sissies.

 

[LeanMeanOrangeGreen]

I wouldn’t be opposed to the Turnover chain in the NC.

So you’re suggesting it be a necklace of some kind

 

[BS85]

two obese mexican hookers
put you in the middle and make the BIGGEST BURRITO IN ALL OF MEXICO

 

[LeanMeanOrangeGreen]

No

I know we weren’t the first to ever use a turnover prop, but we popularized it because ours was so **** perfect. It’s still all over our new merchandise which is interesting. Was our chain “too good” to a point where it drew too much attention? Nobody gave a crap about Alabama or Georgia’s turnover belt and they still use them. If we win a natty, we might be the first team in years to do so without a turnover prop. It would seem ironic in a way…

 

[Dhatguy]

two obese mexican hookers
put you in the middle and make the BIGGEST BURRITO IN ALL OF MEXICO

Tortas!!! Paranos special

 

[Golsen82]

Maybe we could come up with a new age motivational tool to entice more turnovers. Like a little reward for any defensive player who forces/recovers a turnover. This hypothetical reward could look something very “Miami”. It’s gotta be flashy and authentic. The player rewarded with this honorable flashy mystery item could be temporarily crowned as the offense trots on the field. Any thoughts?!?

Is this enough motivation?

 

[HakaCane]

 

[pyhooya]