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Gutless gator tries to get in on Miami-ND

Fart Keyhole

Fart Keyhole

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Zach Aldridge is a ***** who just moderated a worthless ten-minute segment on CBS with input from a Domer and David Lake.

The Domer was articulate and clueless. David had pretty good hair. Neither said much worth remembering.

Mr. Aldridge is a gator alumnus with no apparent talents. He tried to make up for his deficiencies as a man by attempting to mock Miami. In the segment's closing moments, he commented that the atmosphere would be "for once" exciting in Miami Gardens. I'd call his joke ham-fisted, but I wouldn't want to risk making Zach hungry (Mr. Aldridge is portly).

**** UF and **** ND. But most especially **** their hordes of mid-wit fans who were born on first base and act like they hit a triple.
 
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Fart Keyhole said:
Zach Aldridge is a ***** who just moderated a worthless ten-minute segment on CBS with input from a Domer and David Lake.

The Domer was articulate and clueless. David had pretty good hair. Neither said much worth remembering.

Mr. Aldridge is a gator alumnus with no apparent talents. He tried to make up for his deficiencies as a man by attempting to mock Miami. In the segment's closing moments, he commented that the atmosphere would be "for once" exciting in Miami Gardens. I'd call his joke ham-fisted, but I wouldn't want to risk making Zach hungry (Mr. Aldridge is portly).

**** UF and **** ND. But most especially **** their hordes of mid-wit fans who were born on first base and act like they hit a triple.
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I watched this earlier. He was awful at interviewing too. He stumbled 15 times. He made the segment about him with his multiple jabs at Miami. He’s trash.
 
Ok, who are the Long Island U Sharks? Think CW Post from back in the day. Division 1 FCS in 2019 & since are 12-38. Play in a cozy 6,000 seat stadium. Some other opponents this fall: Sacred Heart, Stonehill, Mercyhurst, New Haven . . . St Francis.
Shocker if the Gators don’t put up 70-plus.
 
An at best 5-7 team with a fanbase that looks like the long lost descendants of the Habsburg family puffing their man ****ies out; for the 3 seconds they're able to without running out of breath.


College football is back!
 
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