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Kirijax

Kirijax

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Kinda laid up today (going back into the hospital on Tuesday) and lots of time on my hands so fiddled around with the Game of Thrones house banners and the major names in college football. Couldn't find a place for USCw. lol

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House Stark (Michigan): From up north, house in shambles right now, but could rise again.
House Lannister (Notre Dame): Got that gold (dome) going, think they are all that, all will die.
House Bolton (Florida State): Immoral, breaks rules, gives off the same aura as the emperor with no clothes.
House Baratheon (Alabama): King of the world for the time being. It is what it is...
House Targaryen (Florida): Reptile loving inbreds, overthrown and wandering around in the wastelands, trying to find their mojo.
House Martell (Miami): Power in the south, follows their own rules, bows down to no one, but ****ed off and getting ready to smash.
House Greyjoy (Ohio State): Wanna be kings but not all that strong any more.
House Arryn (Nebraska): Way out of sight but hangs around. Kind of irrelevant for now.
House Tully (Oklahoma): Another power out there but in the shadow of others.
 
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Best wishes for great health Kirijax. No joke about that Cane.


But I got to rib you about that "getting ready to smash comment." If we could bust grapes I'd see it as progress. Smashing implies far more than we can reasonably expect from our donkey cart of a defense.

Hang in there though!
 
we're the house with the guy whose **** got cut off as long as our coaches don't change the team's philosophy.
 
Kirijax said:
Kinda laid up today (going back into the hospital on Tuesday) and lots of time on my hands so fiddled around with the Game of Thrones house banners and the major names in college football. Couldn't find a place for USCw. lol

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House Stark (Michigan): From up north, house in shambles right now, but could rise again.
House Lannister (Notre Dame): Got that gold (dome) going, think they are all that, all will die.
House Bolton (Florida State): Immoral, breaks rules, gives off the same aura as the emperor with no clothes.
House Baratheon (Alabama): King of the world for the time being. It is what it is...
House Targaryen (Florida): Reptile loving inbreds, overthrown and wandering around in the wastelands, trying to find their mojo.
House Martell (Miami): Power in the south, follows their own rules, bows down to no one, but ****ed off and getting ready to smash.
House Greyjoy (Ohio State): Wanna be kings but not all that strong any more.
House Arryn (Nebraska): Way out of sight but hangs around. Kind of irrelevant for now.
House Tully (Oklahoma): Another power out there but in the shadow of others.
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I'm a book nerd but this **** is completely *** and inaccurate, I think I just caught the Ebola Aids. The gators are the Targs?
 
We should be the Targs. No doubt. The greatest dynasty in recent history but knocked off by a rich bunch of snakes.

Lannister should prob be Alabama.

But I haven't read any of the books. I don't know if that dragon btich gets her *** beat down or not.
 
If we were a game of thrones family it would be the Targaryens. we used to be the most dominant football program in the country. we got a couple **** coaches and now we lose games to a team that we know 80% of their playbook (gt). All we need now is our Daenerys (Butch?) and three dragons and we will be back!
 
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At first I had us as the Targaryens, but the more I thought about it I thought the Martell House fit better. The Targaryens are inbred foreigners riding on reptiles who went crazy and got kicked out of Westeros. Meanwhile, the Martells are the southernmost House, they had a way of repelling the Tagaryens and refused to bow the knee to them and the Targaryens pretty much couldn't do anything about it. House Martell played by their own rules and are pretty rich. They've been quiet until now, but it looks like they are getting ready to come up and kick some Lannister butt for revenge. Miami definitely fits Martell better than Tagaryen.
 
bobbydigius said:
Kirijax said:
Kinda laid up today (going back into the hospital on Tuesday) and lots of time on my hands so fiddled around with the Game of Thrones house banners and the major names in college football. Couldn't find a place for USCw. lol

View attachment 26597

House Stark (Michigan): From up north, house in shambles right now, but could rise again.
House Lannister (Notre Dame): Got that gold (dome) going, think they are all that, all will die.
House Bolton (Florida State): Immoral, breaks rules, gives off the same aura as the emperor with no clothes.
House Baratheon (Alabama): King of the world for the time being. It is what it is...
House Targaryen (Florida): Reptile loving inbreds, overthrown and wandering around in the wastelands, trying to find their mojo.
House Martell (Miami): Power in the south, follows their own rules, bows down to no one, but ****ed off and getting ready to smash.
House Greyjoy (Ohio State): Wanna be kings but not all that strong any more.
House Arryn (Nebraska): Way out of sight but hangs around. Kind of irrelevant for now.
House Tully (Oklahoma): Another power out there but in the shadow of others.
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I'm a book nerd but this **** is completely *** and inaccurate, I think I just caught the Ebola Aids. The gators are the Targs?
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We're all entitled to our opinion. I'd interested to hear how you'd place the Houses.
 
tomi said:
If we were a game of thrones family it would be the Targaryens. we used to be the most dominant football program in the country. we got a couple **** coaches and now we lose games to a team that we know 80% of their playbook (gt). All we need now is our Daenerys (Butch?) and three dragons and we will be back!
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Daenerys is Butch?

I like it.
 
Good luck with those Japanese doctors Kirijax.

If they are anything like the Japanese doctors I've seen on video you are in for a real treat.
 
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Ah, how could I have forgotten House Frey? Perfect for USCw. Weak chinned, cautious, stingy, generally unpleasant, descendants are everywhere, and treacherous.

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