Off-Topic Dangers of artificial vaginas

[TheMatador]

Presented as a public service:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5108109/

 

[Go Canes!!]

Based on some of these Bama predictions, half this board already has a real one.

 

[TheMatador]

Based on some of these Bama predictions, half this board already has a real one.

That’s why I posted it.

 

[JD08]

I thought this was going to be a cautionary tale from @TheMatador about his fleshlight.

 

[Cribby]

Im in just on the title of this thread.

 

[SpikeUM]

I am afraid to link OP's link!!!!

 

[TheMatador]

I thought this was going to be a cautionary tale from @TheMatador about his fleshlight.

Don’t have one. There was a **** star who was one of the first models—can’t remember her name. She was really hot. But they don’t make her model anymore. Thought for half a second about whether it might be available on EBay….but then they might only sell used…..nevermind.

 

[TheMatador]

https://www.thrillist.com/***-dating/nation/the-oral-history-of-fleshlights-mens-***-toys

 

[Empirical Cane]

Don’t have one. There was a **** star who was one of the first models—can’t remember her name. She was really hot. But they don’t make her model anymore. Thought for half a second about whether it might be available on EBay….but then they might only sell used…..nevermind.

This thread is taking a very dark turn...

go on.

 

[423Hurricane]

I’m trying to determine what the **** “in situ” means.

 

[Fbdr24]

Bro, you had me going!!! I read halfway through the link.

 

[TheMatador]

This thread is taking a very dark turn...

go on.

Checked EBay…they claim to sell only new. Nothing dark about this….

I think Justice Brandeis once said, “Sunlight is the best disinfectant….”

Now I can’t be sure he was talking specifically about Fleshlights…..

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Based on some of these Bama predictions, half this board already has a real one.

I walked into this thread just to see whether and when this joke was made.
Eight minutes after the OP. That is excellent.

 

[TheMatador]

I thought this was going to be a cautionary tale from @TheMatador about his fleshlight.

I've kind of wondered what it would be like to have one.

 

[TheMatador]

I went back and re-read the abstract of the journal article, and I suppose anyone middle-aged or older who intends to use one should go to they're doctor and request a cardiac stress test before buying and using one of these.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Can we agree that at least one danger of artificial vaginas is discussing artificial vaginas??

 

[Empirical Cane]

I read the article and thought, "so this is what H. R. Geiger's workshop looks like"

 

[TemplarCane]

Yes, but can they sue you for divorce?

 

[We the Boss]

I told you all this when diaz was hired.