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It's EMBARRASSING that a week after the Bama game some of you are still blissfully slurping Nick Satan and the Tide! It's as if one lazy Saturday afternoon in his crimson sheeted boudoir wasn't enough!

For that reason, I've created a safe space for you to have your Nick Satan mega orgy! Paul Finebaum is not only a member, he's your president. I've even thrown in a few posters of your leader for you to decorate your dream fanclub.

From now on, therefore, please refrain from sloppily felating Nick Satan on any other area of this blog. It's called CANES Insight!! NOT TIDE Insight!! It's the home of Howard, Jimmy, Butch, Ray, Lamar, Michael, Sean, Santana, Ken, Ed, Andre, and countless other ballers who wore the ORANGE and GREEN! Keep those pig-***ing, sister-craving, racist scumbags out of our blog!!!

Happy slurping you Nancy's!

GO CANES!!!

P.S. @SFbayCane How you like my paragraphs? 😂

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**** y'all this mad?

This makes us look like scrubs bruh. They are the top it's where we want to be so we are always going to compare ourselves to the top team. If Pedo State won for ten years we would use them as an example. Of course they are going to be brought up just like when Jimbo was at Fsu.
 
Emilioooooh said:
It's EMBARRASSING that a week after the Bama game some of you are still blissfully slurping Nick Satan and the Tide! It's as if one lazy Saturday afternoon in his crimson sheeted boudoir wasn't enough!

For that reason, I've created a safe space for you to have your Nick Satan mega orgy! Paul Finebaum is not only a member, he's your president. I've even thrown in a few posters of your leader for you to decorate your dream fanclub.

From now on, therefore, please refrain from sloppily felating Nick Satan on any other area of this blog. It's called CANES In Sight!! NOT TIDE In Sight!! It's the home of Howard, Jimmy, Butch, Ray, Lamar, Michael, Sean, Santana, Ken, Ed, Andre, and countless other ballers who wore the ORANGE and GREEN! Keep those pig-***ing, sister-craving, racist scumbags out of our blog!!!

Happy slurping you Nancy's!

GO CANES!!!

P.S. @SFbayCane How you like my paragraphs? 😂

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Dwinstitles said:
**** y'all this mad?

This makes us look like scrubs bruh. They are the top it's where we want to be so we are always going to compare ourselves to the top team. If Pedo State won for ten years we would use them as an example. Of course they are going to be brought up just like when Jimbo was at Fsu.
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Lol I get that bro but it's a little too much. And it's been a week. We're never gonna succeed anyways using Bama's blueprint because of the difference in funding (both legal and illegal). We have our own mighty ghosts to chase.

*** Nick Satan! GO CANES!!!
 
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Emilioooooh said:
It's EMBARRASSING that a week after the Bama game some of you are still blissfully slurping Nick Satan and the Tide! It's as if one lazy Saturday afternoon in his crimson sheeted boudoir wasn't enough!

For that reason, I've created a safe space for you to have your Nick Satan mega orgy! Paul Finebaum is not only a member, he's your president. I've even thrown in a few posters of your leader for you to decorate your dream fanclub.

From now on, therefore, please refrain from sloppily felating Nick Satan on any other area of this blog. It's called CANES Insight!! NOT TIDE Insight!! It's the home of Howard, Jimmy, Butch, Ray, Lamar, Michael, Sean, Santana, Ken, Ed, Andre, and countless other ballers who wore the ORANGE and GREEN! Keep those pig-***ing, sister-craving, racist scumbags out of our blog!!!

Happy slurping you Nancy's!

GO CANES!!!

P.S. @SFbayCane How you like my paragraphs? 😂

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Yes. Thanks for this safe spot for these clowns. Same crowed that that was sucking off Mack Brown and now call him an old man and the same folks who were also calling the FSU coach a clown and now are sucking him off like they were Mack Brown before last week. The board is filled with clueless Fantasyland clowns.
 
Dwinstitles said:
**** y'all this mad?

This makes us look like scrubs bruh. They are the top it's where we want to be so we are always going to compare ourselves to the top team. If Pedo State won for ten years we would use them as an example. Of course they are going to be brought up just like when Jimbo was at Fsu.
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My friend, you keep it real and I know you want the same things I want for this team.
That being said, I did laugh out loud when I saw you were the first person to respond to this thread. If I was you I might have waited to be the third or fourth one in for the optics alone, hahaha.
 
No_Fly_Zone said:
My friend, you keep it real and I know you want the same things I want for this team.
That being said, I did laugh out loud when I saw you were the first person to respond to this thread. If I was you I might have waited to be the third or fourth one in for the optics alone, hahaha.
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Nah I had to jump on it and I knew it was a bad look lol
 
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The only ones blowing Saban and Bama are the clowns defending and justifying that *** whooping they gave us.
 
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