Earnest T. Bass
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First, let’s get this out of the way here and now…only beating Toledo at their place by 24 points is a disgrace and should be considered a loss. Just terrible! I can’t remember being this depressed since the night we won our last National Championship. Nebraska got screwed by the refs, and the Canes played like ****!
Mark Richt has to go! Why in the world did he schedule a cream puff like Toledo? Because he knew it was the only team he could game plan against. And how about that uniform combination? God awful and that’s Richt’s fault! Keep in mind that Butch is available and if he had been coaching the Canes the last 3 seasons we would have gone undefeated each year, won 3 National Championships and those teams would be considered the best teams ever or would ever come along. Funny anecdote; it was we experts that hired the banner planes demanding that Butch be fired. Oh well, you’re going to break some eggs when making the perfect omelet.
Diaz? Gone, gone, gone, get outta here you bum, show him the exit, make him take a long walk on a short pier, depants him, cover him in honey and tie him to an upright support on a red ant hill. I don’t know the exact number of total yards that Toledo posted in their win over us, but it has to be well over a thousand yards, maybe two thousand yards! By the way; Clemson’s Defensive coordinator, Brent Venables is on record saying if the UM Defensive Coordinator position EVER becomes available, he won’t walk to Coral Gables…he will sprint and beg Butch Davis for the job. I know this for a fact!!!
Do I even have to say it? Rosier was once again atrocious today…ATROCIOUS! If his receivers had not performed cirque du soleil acrobatics (the Vegas show) on every single throw our infamous QB would not have completed a pass. I don’t know if you are aware of this, but Rosier threw 5 passes into the stands, one of which knocked an ice cream cone out of the hands of a special needs child that struck a pregnant woman sending her into early labor. Just today we got a glimpse of N'Kosi Perry’s brilliance, his genius that for two year’s we experts have been demanding he replace Rosier, yet, ole Mark refuses to do so because as well all know, he’s hard headed! And for anyone to DARE point to Rosier scoring 5 touchdowns today (what a joke), every other NCAA QB scored at least 7 touchdowns on Saturday. Additionally, like all of us experts pointed out, Rosier’s stumbling, bumbling, slow afoot running with the ball just covers-up his other countless deficiencies. He stinks as a runner and eats sushi with his hands (and possibly his feet)! KICK ROSIER OFF THE TEAM! KICK ROSIER OUT OF SCHOOL! KICK ROSIER OUT OF THE STATE OF FLORIDA!
I could go one by one pointing out each starter’s lack of talent and failings, but suffice to say every starter should be immediately benched!! Every coach should be fired! And every fan that doesn’t hate every single thing about the University of Miami’s football program should be excommunicated!
We experts will be considering adding new members to our flock. The interview process will be arduous and bewildering. If you have EVER posted even one positive comment about the Canes athletic endeavors then you are automatically removed from our list and will not be considered for future membership. We experts are the real fans and know more about football than if you combined the knowledge of Bill Belichick (we hate him), Don Shula (we hate him), Nick Saban (we hate him) and Nick Koty’s (we hate him).
Finally, I hate it when people call us haters. We are not haters! We simply do not like anything about the Canes football program finding it disgusting, putrid, dumb, moronic, and a 100ft pile of dung! And I also hate those who disagree with anything we say or do. We know more about football than anyone in the world and if you disagree then…I HATE YOU!!!
PS: Being proactive, I am starting to get a vibe that we should be calling for the firing of Butch Davis. Anybody got the banner plane guy's phone number handy?
Mark Richt has to go! Why in the world did he schedule a cream puff like Toledo? Because he knew it was the only team he could game plan against. And how about that uniform combination? God awful and that’s Richt’s fault! Keep in mind that Butch is available and if he had been coaching the Canes the last 3 seasons we would have gone undefeated each year, won 3 National Championships and those teams would be considered the best teams ever or would ever come along. Funny anecdote; it was we experts that hired the banner planes demanding that Butch be fired. Oh well, you’re going to break some eggs when making the perfect omelet.
Diaz? Gone, gone, gone, get outta here you bum, show him the exit, make him take a long walk on a short pier, depants him, cover him in honey and tie him to an upright support on a red ant hill. I don’t know the exact number of total yards that Toledo posted in their win over us, but it has to be well over a thousand yards, maybe two thousand yards! By the way; Clemson’s Defensive coordinator, Brent Venables is on record saying if the UM Defensive Coordinator position EVER becomes available, he won’t walk to Coral Gables…he will sprint and beg Butch Davis for the job. I know this for a fact!!!
Do I even have to say it? Rosier was once again atrocious today…ATROCIOUS! If his receivers had not performed cirque du soleil acrobatics (the Vegas show) on every single throw our infamous QB would not have completed a pass. I don’t know if you are aware of this, but Rosier threw 5 passes into the stands, one of which knocked an ice cream cone out of the hands of a special needs child that struck a pregnant woman sending her into early labor. Just today we got a glimpse of N'Kosi Perry’s brilliance, his genius that for two year’s we experts have been demanding he replace Rosier, yet, ole Mark refuses to do so because as well all know, he’s hard headed! And for anyone to DARE point to Rosier scoring 5 touchdowns today (what a joke), every other NCAA QB scored at least 7 touchdowns on Saturday. Additionally, like all of us experts pointed out, Rosier’s stumbling, bumbling, slow afoot running with the ball just covers-up his other countless deficiencies. He stinks as a runner and eats sushi with his hands (and possibly his feet)! KICK ROSIER OFF THE TEAM! KICK ROSIER OUT OF SCHOOL! KICK ROSIER OUT OF THE STATE OF FLORIDA!
I could go one by one pointing out each starter’s lack of talent and failings, but suffice to say every starter should be immediately benched!! Every coach should be fired! And every fan that doesn’t hate every single thing about the University of Miami’s football program should be excommunicated!
We experts will be considering adding new members to our flock. The interview process will be arduous and bewildering. If you have EVER posted even one positive comment about the Canes athletic endeavors then you are automatically removed from our list and will not be considered for future membership. We experts are the real fans and know more about football than if you combined the knowledge of Bill Belichick (we hate him), Don Shula (we hate him), Nick Saban (we hate him) and Nick Koty’s (we hate him).
Finally, I hate it when people call us haters. We are not haters! We simply do not like anything about the Canes football program finding it disgusting, putrid, dumb, moronic, and a 100ft pile of dung! And I also hate those who disagree with anything we say or do. We know more about football than anyone in the world and if you disagree then…I HATE YOU!!!
PS: Being proactive, I am starting to get a vibe that we should be calling for the firing of Butch Davis. Anybody got the banner plane guy's phone number handy?
