2018 CanesInSight Storyteller of the Year

Who is the storyteller of the year?


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This reminds me of the time I was traveling back from Miami to Tampa. It was dark and I was right around Lake Okeechobee and out of nowhere in the middle of the freaking night a huge pig is just out in the middle of the road. I didn't see it in time and pulverized the thing. I tried to do the right thing and move the body out of the road but I couldn't budge the **** thing. After about an hour of doing this stuff by myself in the middle of the night I gave up and got back in my car and drove home.

The craziest part of the situation is three weeks later I got a bill for $450 for the city to remove the pig I hit that night. To this day it still ****es me off.
 
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DSJ carefully built up his stories over many months, but he started slipping towards the end. Most here were too knee deep into the fantasy world he spun and clung to him like a white knight. He posted a two year old pic of Surtain Jr. rocking Canes gear as proof of his claims and then said he was planning to leave the board on NSD. I remember other warning signs as well. His whole meteorologist claim was suspect, to say the least, but his greatest boost was that he got some tenured posters to vouch for him, causing others to fall in line.
 
DSJ carefully built up his stories over many months, but he started slipping towards the end. Most here were too knee deep into the fantasy world he spun and clung to him like a white knight. He posted a two year old pic of Surtain Jr. rocking Canes gear as proof of his claims and then said he was planning to leave the board on NSD. I remember other warning signs as well. His whole meteorologist claim was suspect, to say the least, but his greatest boost was that he got some tenured posters to vouch for him, causing others to fall in line.

Friend, you are confused.

The winner of this category is the real Dan Sileo.

Not the troll “Dan Sileo Jr”.
 
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