1987 Fatigues

[miamicanephins]

I don't need to give you any advice it seems. You do it exactly as I do. I'm beginning to think I may have a long lost brother...

I don't need to give you any advice it seems. You do it exactly as I do. I'm beginning to think I may have a long lost brother...

 

[Canestomp]

When I pee, I aim for the side of the bowl, instead of the water. Why? Two reasons;
1 Its quieter
2 Its less likely to splash pee on my leg

**** that. When I'm standing at the urinal, I assert my dominance by dropping trou to the ankles, flexing my abdominal muscle and squeezing the **** out of my bladder while aiming for center mass of the bowl to get that deep bellowing sound of water being churned. If I have a wet fart primed, That's the time I'll push that one out too. **** that to washing my hands. My Rule: If I don't get **** on my hands--they're clean. Benefits of washing my balls once a day.

 

[Lokest]

That's good to hear! And the safety net is a great tip. Tbh, on the next go, I'm going to be a little nervous, there is a lot to think about and I'll be outside my routine.

What's your thoughts on wet vs dry wiping?

In one of my bathrooms I have a sink next to the toilet, so after first going dry, and makong sure it's all ckean, I'll lightly wet the paper to make sure I'm as clean as possible. Am I crossing into a female area?

It's called a bidet, brother.

 

[miamicanephins]

**** that. When I'm standing at the urinal, I assert my dominance by dropping trou to the ankles, flexing my abdominal muscle and squeezing the **** out of my bladder while aiming for center mass of the bowl to get that deep bellowing sound of water being churned. If I have a wet fart primed, That's the time I'll push that one out too. **** that to washing my hands. My Rule: If I don't get **** on my hands--they're clean. Benefits of washing my balls once a day.

I too like the fart at the public urinal, followed by the audible ahhhh

 

[miamicanephins]

It's called a bidet, brother.

I don't know how those work. My Hershey highway is strictly a one way exiting street.

I think we need the advice of an expert, @nystateofmind, your thoughts on the usage of the bidet.