I liked the one where USC was gonna give the two daughters of the actress Crew scholarships (for a hefty "donation") when the girls didn't even know what a scull was. Where does the USC Crew race btw? The LA River? The lake at MacArthur Park?
This is all about wealthy parents bribing SAT/ACT proctors, paying to have SAT scores changed, etc. Not really related to what has been going on in basketball.