I don't wish anything bad on any player - BUT -
If the day before our game Sunshine Lawrence gets a bad case of the:
"Hershey Squirts" / "Tennessee Two-Step" / "Backdoor Trots" / "Screaming Meemy's" / "Greenapple Nasty's" / "Havana Mudpies: / "Mexico Mega Moans" / "Whistle Brownie Blows" /...
