Cool, keep blaming the players. One day we will recruit good enough offensive linemen to break 20 points on Duke. Maybe they'll even be good enough to be competitive against FIU so we are not down 23-3 with nearly 5 minutes to go in the game.
He can even play Let's Make a Deal with the players after they get a TD or turnover. Give em.an envelope and then see if they still want to open a door or not to see if they get to wear the rings or chain.