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  1. TheOriginalCane

    Official 2023 Official CIS End of Year Award: BIGGEST SLURPER

    I'm gonna take my victory lap now...
  2. TheOriginalCane

    Official 2023 Official CIS End of Year Award: BIGGEST SLURPER

    Maudes tryna act like they're surprised and all...
  3. TheOriginalCane

    Official 2023 Official CIS End of Year Award: BIGGEST SLURPER

    It's close to midnight And something evil's lurking in the dark Under the moonlight You see a sight that almost stops your heart You try to scream But terror takes the sound before you make it You start to freeze A moper looks you right between the eyes You're paralyzed... .
  4. TheOriginalCane

    Official 2023 Official CIS End of Year Award: BIGGEST SLURPER

    I can run 45 minutes off the clock. I'm Catholic, I'm used to genuflecting. What happened to Mario, I have no idea.
  5. TheOriginalCane

    Official 2023 Official CIS End of Year Award: BIGGEST SLURPER

    **** that nonsense, I have an insurmountable lead. It is November 10, 1984, I'm Jimmy Johnson, and I have a 31-0 halftime lead, mother****ers!
  6. TheOriginalCane

    Official 2023 Official CIS End of Year Award: BIGGEST SLURPER

    I mean...that's a pretty fair assessment... Except for the part about hiring Lane. Which is never going to happen. So it's just a hypothetical thought exercise.
  7. TheOriginalCane

    Official 2023 Official CIS End of Year Award: BIGGEST SLURPER

    Never happened. Now, then, Mario is and will always be a better UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI coach than Lane. Because Lake is NEVER EVER EVER going to be the University of Miami coach. No matter how many pussyboys on this board continue to shed tears and say rosaries for the Lane Train to run them over.
  8. TheOriginalCane

    Official 2023 Official CIS End of Year Award: BIGGEST SLURPER

    I've said it before...as a UM alum...
  9. TheOriginalCane

    Official 2023 Official CIS End of Year Award: BIGGEST SLURPER

    Yet another one of the bizarre myths you've created from your incel basement.
  10. TheOriginalCane

    Official 2023 Official CIS End of Year Award: BIGGEST SLURPER

    Yeah, I crossed the centerline and was driving on the Mope side of the road for a while. If you saw my gameday texts with my undergrad/law friends over the past 20 years, you wouldn't be voting for me for "Slurper".
  11. TheOriginalCane

    Official 2023 Official CIS End of Year Award: BIGGEST SLURPER

    Clearly, you don't know me. And weren't around me after the GaTech game.
  12. TheOriginalCane

    Official 2023 Official CIS End of Year Award: BIGGEST SLURPER

    I'm gonna say it, this ******* committee was just as biased and corrupt as the 2023 CFP Committee. Your nominations are based on prior year performances, not on what actually happened during 2023. The regular season should mean something. I realize you did this all for the TV ratings, but it...
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