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It's a brilliant strategy, actually... "Now that we tricked those idiots into buying tickets for the Green Lot, and then moved it across the street 2 weeks before the season started when all the other parking lots were sold out, let's figure out the next fraud that we can peddle to an...

If you can make a puppet of me, we have a deal. I need to work on my Special Ed voice. Or Bobby Fletcher. "You want me to renew my theason ticketh? YAAAAAY. YAAAAY."

I already had a one-hour-plus call with someone at UM about the Green Lot disaster, and MULTIPLE TIMES I told the ticket manager that Beta Blake should be fired for paycheck fraud, and that I would do everything in my power as an alum to try to get Blake fired. For the record, this was the same...

Strangely, I have not yet received my call. I apologize in advance to any UM employee unfortunate enough to get my phone number for a cold call.

It did not work.