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Paranos' ****... https://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-big-fat-fabulous-life/

So you're saying that the key is to find a woman with an enormous waist line.

Exactly. If I ever get to the point of even considering a Paranos girl, I'm gonna need a double shot of the little blue pill, with a Cialis chaser.

Paranos has never heard of "thigh-gap".

Can we utilize the vomit emoji and/or the "Spoiler" function for Paranos' words as well as his pictures?

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I don't think some of y'all understand the concept of a Tears thread. And Paranos isn't going to know WHAT to do with this one... #biggirlnobooty

@caneinorlando does NOT work at Golden Corral.

What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men, you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week -- which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it anymore than you men.

Paranos' least favorite Hispanic woman...