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Doctor said it was a hygiene issue. Thanks for caring, friend.

They're actually heavily scented. I have a strong musk, as you know.

Eat your L with some grace for crying out loud. You look pathetic. At least raise your pinky while munching on that L and add a little Grey Poupon.

Phillips looks like Herman Munster out there. Holy **** he's huge.

What happened with the backup QBs? Did they get the lion’s share of reps in the scrimmage, as you said they would?

And they didn’t even technically “cancel” those. They just announced the cancellation that automatically kicked in when less than 50% of teams compete.

This offense will be better for everyone.

I love him in the throw game, not as RB1. He's got great hands and can do damage catching passes.

Cam's a good dude and a great Cane, but he's got his work cut out for him trying to keep his job. We've had good veteran incumbent RBs get their lunch eaten by freshman RBs before. Duke took I think Mike James's lunch money. Portis chewed into James Jackson's carries.

I know they record stuff. I'm talking about recording it for consumption, not just for coaches to look at.

Yep. We'd have 30 hours of hype footage to keep people juiced.

We'll get a 30 second video of guys stretching and one of two plays. These dudes should be filming these practices and scrimmages in great detail with commentary. If they cancel the season, then they can at least have some content to keep the fans interested and hype the recruits. Show that ****...

That kid's built like a Staffy Bull.

That dude Salt's favorite past time is arguing. He said something wrong, got corrected, and now wants to argue incessantly over it. Of course, you're right, Roff the Boff. This guy actually thinks we're going to spent the lion's share of a precious scrimmage when we're already behind the eight...

You dragged me into your vortex by claiming Lashlee said something he didn’t. I corrected you. Now if you want to compare our guesses as to what might happen, good luck finding any actual data to support your victory lap that will certainly ensue.

Now you’re making your own assumptions and have determined what’s going to happen based on those assumptions. I think the primary focus will be getting the guys who will play most as comfortable as possible in the new offense and with each other. Not sure we have the luxury of wasting the...

I don't think he said that, old pal. I think he said this will be an important scrimmage for the backups to determine who moves ahead in that QB2 slot.