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This man's self-deprecating nature belies the fact that his tumescence stands a glorious, rippling 10 inches long with the circumference of a soda can.

These alleged UM fans make me want gouge their eyes out and fill their cavernous skulls with my abundantly spermatozoa laden manhood. They sicken me. And to have them vomiting their estrogen in the sacred grounds known as Cribby's Corner makes it that much more appalling. I wish their mommas...

A basic tenet of Cribby's Corner is that the only flappy pussies are the ones that Cribby fvcks into said flappy state. This man has turned more pussies into windsocks than even the most depraved mind could imagine.

The potential of them changing their mind still isn't a reason to be a big flappy pvssy.

You don't have to be a big flappy pvssy just because you're young. Buck up, son. Do some calisthenics and get that testosterone up.

It's not early. You wounded self-loathing Canes are so fearful and trembling in the corner curled up in the fetal position that you lose track of the fact that we're only 5 months from signing day. It's not early.

The Corner is poppin' on Monday!

That board died when The Legend quit it and took his talents to CIS. Same thing happed to a couple other boards after I left.

His confidence level is 0 since he read Cribbo's post on Taylor. Weathervane Ivings will be confidence 9 to UM soon enough.

Absolute gold.

You could coach TEs in the NFL. All you need is a buddy who is the HC of the team who owes you a favor or wants to do you a solid.

I don't know what the private board is, friend. But I'm riding with Cribby. He's got more juice than Tropicana.

Cribby is the last insider. Even the other boards' fake insiders copy our boy. I'm awarding Cribby the Good Legend Seal of Approval, which is handed out only to the absolute elite (pronounced e-light) of the elite. The recruiting board officially belongs to Cribby. It should be called Cribby's...