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This. If Rump didn't play at UM and some people on here weren't friendly with him, then every UM fan would be mangling him to smithereens.

Yep. He coaches QBs and RBs too according to his valets. Come on, man.

He's single, but it's complicated.

I swear Rump is the only dude who can fail so spectacularly so often and UM fans giving him B-. They better not ever make this dude HC, or it'll be a lifetime appointment. Supreme Court Justice Michael J. Rump.

I wish Rump was as persuasive with recruits as he is begging Manny to keep him every offseason.

The one with the melted nose that made 7 year old boys bend over naked in front of him spreading their buttcheeks or the one who was a decent CB here?

I'm done with the stupid contortions you guys are doing to protect Rump. If you're happy with a guy who coaches 8 players being a complete zero recruiting, then that's cool. You guys act like chicks who got sweet dycked. You'll twist yourselves up in a ball like David Blaine to protect this dude.

Yeah because we should blame the women's basketball coach if we continue to whiff on CBs.

All the other UM sites are much more refined. Prior to hitting the "post reply" button, the posters on other football blogs, who are always neatly adorned in red velvet smoking jackets and ascots, ponder every thought with a quizzical hand on the chin while swirling 2 fingers of $5K per bottle...