Textbook.
His “interest” in UM suddenly spiked when his faq 12th cousin 67 times removed told the world he was dreaming of gaytor dyck all season while suiting up for UM.
Update: Ate like a pig and drank like a fish then made a cryptic tweet about longstanding relationships to titillate dopey fans from all the schools who think they’re in the running.
In the ultimate troll job, Williams is going to pull his 8th baby out of the UM hat on signing day, but the newborn will be swaddled in UbaGA gear holding a picture of Spermy Fart.
Yeah but he’s an elite athlete. So when he gets beat, he can pull off his helmet and pads, run a fast shuttle and post a great vertical. And then impregnate another chick.