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At worst, he would be another locker room shythead. A mid level midget isn’t worth that risk if they’re trying to bring in better character.

He’s incredibly fast. Better? He’d dust The Speedy Simp.

We have a long tradition of our worst players being our most model citizens. They know better than to fck up. This dude will wind up being a pylon on the field and a pillar off it.

On a 32 yard field.

4.63 is a decent 40 for a DB. But **** near 12 seconds in the 100 is Senior Special Olympics speed. My favorite Senior Olympics sprinter, The Speedy Simp, hung a 11.81 on the board this year.

Unless he was pulling a piano into a hurricane force gust, he’s slow. Hopefully, he’s a gym rat and a real student of the game.