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He had better highlights than Spaghetti. Crawford had 10 picks one season. Knowledgeable UM fans were screaming for him to play Safety here.

These dudes talk about “film” like they’re Mike Mayock sitting in a dark room watching actual all-22 game film. All they’re seeing is a few minutes of highlights over the course of an entire season.

Upon further reflection, Spaghetti is actually an incredible athlete. His Brian Beast London testing numbers aside, his highlights picking off a few S FL QBs who throw like their flicking boogers off their fingers negates his near-Special Olympics-level testing numbers.

He doesn't know how to stand in a spot and jump straight up in the air. Despite his 3.8 gpa, he struggles with some concepts that seem fairly simple to some of us.

Hype. That’s how. All these recruiting nerds are subject to the same hype machine everyone else is. These kids’ families start making highlight reels and pimping them out on social media as soon as they start PeeWee football. That hype train gets rolling early.

Built like the kid I send $13 per month to in Ethiopia and runs and jumps like a Defensive Tackle. He’s got good highlights though, which is very rare. Most highlight tapes are loaded with bad plays.