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He might get a lunch bag full of Walmart coupons after being outjumped by 3 worms at that combine and outrun by Joseph Summerlin.

Sound familiar? That’s why I’m dubious of Spaghetti’s putrescent athleticism. He won’t be playing against rag-armed QBs who float 15 yard passes at the marquee P5 level. Those picks that he’s almost fair-catching in his highlights won’t be there against guys who can rip it at this level.

No, sir. My brain is packed with useless information.

So was Dallas Crawford in HS. Dallas was a much bigger playmaker.

There are baseline numbers for marquee P5 programs for DBs and WRs. If he ran a 4.6 and jumped 30” there wouldn’t be so many obvious red flags about his athleticism. But he ran what a decent DE prospect runs, and he jumped like a walk-on long-snapper.

You mean his HS highlights, not his film.

Spaghetti let his ego get the best of him. He should have Kaaya’d those sprint events. Pull an Al Czervik and start waving your arm around claiming you broke it and stay away from the 40 like it’s the plague. Instead, the greasy dago went out there and ran like the dude whose 1984 IROC-Z I...