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Fly ball…caught

Just a reminder, fans, comin' up is our "Die-hard Night" here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant.

So credit Cerrano with an RBI, and that play could be a finalist in the Trojan-Enz Boner of the Week Award.

He’ll need a rocket up his *** to catch that one

Irsuro Kamikaze Tanaka, formerly of the Tokyo Giants, has knocked himself out for the third time this week. Maybe in Japan that’s actually better than catching the ball. Personally, I think he’s trying to get out of the lineup.