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Dey defanutly wuz cownty-buyassed. Eyes frum Brantly Cownty an thaze in Waine Cownty.

I fownd a peace a glass looks like frum a plain kanapy an anuther peace a metal wit _ _ X T _ R _ _ _ _ _ _. Caint make out no moe a it. I tole Canedawg it wuz Emily Airhart!

Yeah u rite, I tryed ta git a job at Rayoneer a few yeers ago but I culdn’t pass da tist dey giv ya. I writ my ansers out cleer az day.

Yeah but dey wuz white trash.

I wuz thankin dat very thang!

Swamp don’t reely flow wear it iz. Nobuddy goes bak in dat Wooly Swamp sept me. I caint say fer shore wat it iz but I’m a findin alota pieces an hunks a ole metal, skeery.

I thank dat’s a reesonable thery canedog. She ain’t never ben fownd an I dun fownd a piece a wat looks like an ole plain. An wat I ain’t told u yet is I fownd sun more parts this mornin further bak in da swamp.

Naw ain’t nobuddy ever drove wear I fownd dis thang. Don’t show nobody. I’m a trustin you fellers.

I’m a goin bak out dare tomoroe an see iffin I kin find any more a it.

No sir! I ain’t got no fancy kamra an I’m afeared it mite be top sekrit. Don’t want da feds nosing round here iffin ya no wat I meen. Look wat dey doin to poor ole Mr. Trump fer havin a cupple a top sekret dockumints at his place.

Naw ain’t no still. U no dat I no wat a still looks like. Heee haw! Inniehow I toted it bak ta da shed an cleened it best I could wit turpentine. Awl i kin make out is da letters G an M.

Y’all no I ain’t no rocket sientist but da udder day I wuz trackin a deer I shot in da swamp an I come acrost a peace a old *** rusty metal dat looked like a dang shark fin or sumthin. Maybe it’s a part of a space shuttel?