"Services", huh?
When some buxom ladies of questionable repute start "advertising" the "service" of "game-day companionship" and some of these guys catch a case, I'm blaming you, @Andrew!
It's why his signature on shoes is so sought after by high end trailer-dwellers in Gainesville.
You basically have to bolt or clamp the shoe to the ground to get it done.
Gotta be careful with those.
Could denigrate into a "Kenneth, single white male, seeking polite, gender-fluid young man from New York who enjoys fine dining" type situation.