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That’s a concern, isn’t it? But I think we have enough balance to make it work.

You and zbrod can split those duties, then. He can stalk 30 plus years Australians and you look for ankle breaking midgets.

That’s perfectly fine. If the team plays poorly the prior week you can substitute dry ice.

Well we have several of them already but you're right: JeddTheFisch can be like the 80s version of Luther Campbell for us. He can be as nasty as he wants to be.

This woke fan right here we need to trick into doing some sort of dunk tank for fluidity rights or something.

That's perfectly fine. We need to quantify this for sure. I want you to look at multiple period of cfb whenever you do analyze: 1. One period late 80s when we were the only team that actually celebrated 2. 90s when it started to increase, etc. In relative chunks up until modern day relative...

See. Nailed this hire. I'm adding running game coordinator to your plate.

Also hoyacane will be on the BOT with his business acumen. Other posters for administration/BOT positions are being considered.

Southparkcane took over as db coach so that could be a new position for fraglet.

One solution for mutiny is to have Paranos fatten them both up, dress them like 400 lb tranny hookers, and threaten to have 30 minutes alone with each. You’ll be surprised how quickly they get in line. Egos cracked liked fresh omelettes

You can be like Saban and still get involved with db technique but we need your overall ceo skills. Me and the BOT looked at another candidates and besides, with NIL, we can skirt past any financial impropriety with our new staff in no problem.

You would slay as a recruiting analyst. I would get enough funds to have you wreck **** up (mainly in SFL).

1. I still think Matador or GoCanes/krazyKane would be great as sc coach. The first would have our guys working out like Jack Lalanne while the second 2 have their own unique weirdness to keep our guys on edge with strength and explosiveness. SWFLHURRICANE would be an awesome lb coach and...

Given im the head of the BOT let me talk to my boys

Weather updates/Baez role would be midlo cane fan since they’re obsessed with posting the latest hot tips, anyways. Also someone has to be sneaky alumni/on field guy that passes on secret news to our message board. Maybe AlexJones/cribby for that one.

That would be DMoney

No it has to be someone more bubbly and innocent: Brock or Puertoricocane, maybe?

I thought I filled all the onfield roles.

You’re right but for their given role I feel good about it: Some guys have got that CEO ability (lce), some are abrasive but intelligent and good at developing along with a few having the smartest guy in the room syndrome. But for their given roles they all fit. Swflhurricane and Paranos...

That’s a good idea regarding Texas recruiting connections. Cant replace highseas: he’s abrasive but too valuable for player development and his *********ory analytics. I guess dbs then got southparkcane