We've played Duke and UNC. They're in our conference. You're no Duke or UNC.
There's a reason you were an 11 seed. That KU and Baylor you brag about were all losses for you.
Oh, and we beat Duke and UNC.
I went to Wisconsin for work and was sitting in a pub that has close to a dozen local craft beers on tap. An otherwise intelligent local comes in and orders a Bud Light.