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So quality AND quantity?

Problem is that wasn't sold as a pencil dress, it was a muu-muu.

I'm pretty sure most of those have lifetime bans from Golden Corral.

Or just take her to Denny's. They've been ahead of that curve for a while.

I'm pretty sure I'd herniate another disc if I threw one of those legs over my shoulder.

I keep watching and waiting for the inevitable but it never happens. That's just cruel.

There was an offer of a double date with @Paranos' girl's friend with the nice personality. I offered to give the Benz back if they'd get me out of it.

I've been told to keep it PG after the last time I put my sweet moves on display.

Dance party is on Saturdays. It's only Thursday. That's Monopoly night.

I get the whole, "Bones are for the dog, meat is for the man" thing, but this is several levels higher than that.

Drunk with power, I suggested automatically putting every picture you post in a spoiler. I was overruled. Apparently @Andrew likes 'em large.

You know I love you, but I was told that it was a condition of being a maude and that if I don't I'll have to give the Mercedes back.

You've done the Lord's work here. Without your P analytics policy, 90% would have left.