You are the master of animated GIFs. Use Google or depend on the kindness of strangers. That's what worked for me. (The kindness of strangers).
@Lokest was Johnny On The Spot with that one.
I'm smart enough to not push my luck. But I will say that if you have an acceptable image in an SVG file with a transparent background, your chances will be higher.
He just said that he'd bang her, he'd just keep it secret. That's objectively worse than your suggestion. I'm pretty sure if she had a kid and decided to breast feed, it would look like this.