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Please stop thinking of me sexually.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hate%20****

Ok, I see how it is. Well, let me go on record as saying I really would prefer to not have my **** in your mouth. I guess that's the end of that.

Oh, I see. Better end this now.

And apparently you enjoy taking it, because here you are.

Didn't you watch Harold &Kumar Escape From Guantanamo? It ain't *** to get your **** sucked, it's *** to suck a ****. Enjoy your ****meat sandwich.

I know. None of us are perfect. But think of it this way. If I have never gone off on someone as polarizing 3you, then that must mean that I feel you have some redeeming qualities and are actually intellectually capable. This dude...

I should have taken the high road, but I've got a couple of beers in me and some anger issues to work out, so that dip**** makes a good punching bag.

Sure, but I'll wait until my **** is out of your mouth, bytch.

Yup, Covid cases are higher than a year ago too, you choad.

I'm planning on spending my Saturdays watching college football and grilling. Sundays I'll do yardwork and work on the cars.

Posting on a message board full of booty gifs about the Canes better be manly because it's how im spending my Saturday afternoon.

I'm waiting for the sun to go down just a little more so there's a shadow over my floating and drinking spot in the pool. Almost there.

It's really hot out.

Assuming Dr. Levitt from Stanford is correct and we see a huge drop by the end of the month, these schools are going to look pathetically weak. Imagine if they do decide to cancel or postpone and the numbers drop like a rock before the first game was scheduled to be played. The MAC and Big 10...

My bad.

Are you expecting an additional 24.25 million deaths from Covid? Actually, 49.25 million. https://www.cdc.gov/flu/pandemic-resources/1918-commemoration/1918-pandemic-history.htm

First I've heard of this.