First, you didn't call me a vag, you said I had one. Second, I said you were 9 in 2016, making you 12 now because your response was childish. Third, if you try a little harder and apply yourself Burger King doesn't have to be your ceiling.
2016 was 3 years ago. If you were 9 then, that would make you 12 now, as indicated by your sophomoric response. Hence, you could only have played youth soccer.
I'll try to keep my insults around the sixth grade reading comprehension level in the future to make it easier for you.