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  1. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    I imagine the conversation went something like this: T-Will: “Hey coach I want to talk to you about something." Diaz: "No problem, how have your first two weeks as Miami's new LB coach been?“ T-Will: "Good, but that's what I'd like to talk to you about. I got an offer from UCF to be DC. They...
  2. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    Seeing as the highest paid LB coach in the country made 625k last year at Bama and Williams just got 600k from UCF to be their DC, you think Miami should have flexed on UCF for trying to poach the LB coach we hired two weeks ago by making Travis Williams the highest paid LB coach in the country.
  3. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    https://footballscoop.com/news/the-highest-paid-linebackers-coaches-in-college-football-2020-edition/ Williams just got 600k per year from UCF to be DC. Last year only ONE LB coach in the country made more than 600k, Sal Sunsieri from Bama (made 625k). Yet there will be parade of mopey asshats...
  4. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    Didn't you know that hiring a position coach who wasn't retained by a failed program and then giving him a huge raise and promotion to DC if it looks like another program is showing interest is a hallmark of "big boy football programs"?
  5. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    Hey that's a great question. You know another great one? How many has Diaz lost within 2 weeks of hiring them? Right now the number is zero. Oh- there was one Miami-Bama defection on Diaz's watch. Sabans pick for OC left Bama to be Diazs OC without even telling him he was leaving. So by CIS...
  6. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    You made a silly comparison on yet another episode of "Mopes and Dopes." There is no absolutely issue with a G5 outbidding a P5 when the G5 wants to hire a particular coach as a DC and the P5 is looking at that coach as position coach. Randy Shannon was the 24th highest paid assistant coach in...
  7. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    1. It came from my fingers 2. Here's the stupid **** you wrote: "Dear God we’re losing coaches to an AAC team." If you are being sarcastic, then it was a somewhat clever mocking of the mopes. I tip my hat for such a good mope impression that I was fooled. If you are seriously lamenting that...
  8. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    Dear God we have had a couple position coaches get hired to be G5 defensive coordinators and our fans are whining that we should have promoted them to DC and given them raises. If our ridiculous fanbase had its way, Miami should hire position coaches then immediately give them a raise and...
  9. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    Does he have a TikTok and a Roblox? I don't know what those are but my 10 year old niece seems to like those things.
  10. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    What? Diaz made a bad hire by landing a LB coach that had the potential to be a DC in a couple of years, but UCF made a good one by hiring that same position coach to be an inexperienced full time DC?
  11. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    Dude I was being sarcastic. I was mocking how mopes are whining that Miami should have overpaid a position coach and given him an unwarranted promotion so others don't get the impression we aren't a "big boy" program
  12. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    Yes it was sarcasm 😉.
  13. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    Miami should have topped Utah State's offer to Banda as a DC and begged to keep him as a position coach because that's what big boy programs do.
  14. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    It's not valid if the non-P5 school is looking at the coach as a DC vs the P5 as a position coach. You'd have to have received your MBA from ****** State University to think that it makes business sense to give a position coach you just hired a couple weeks ago a raise to top the salary offer...
  15. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    Lol. Only UM fans would claim that overpaying a position coach who was fired from his last job and who hasn't coached a single game as a UM coach is a sign of "big boy football." Apparently our fans think a big boy program would give a position coach it just hired a couple weeks ago a huge...
  16. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    I think this website needs to hire a full time OB/GYN as the vaginal bleeding coming from some of the worst porsters here has to be a danger to their health.
  17. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    And T-Will has been the co-DC at a P5. How much should Miami pay a LB coach? He was making 450k as Co-DC/LB last year at Auburn. Baker was making around 700k as Miami DC. We were laughing at Miami paying a demoted Baker 700k to be a position coach. If UCF wants to Williams 600K to be DC...
  18. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    False equivalency. He wouldn't be leaving for the same position at a G5. He would be leaving a P5 LB coach job for an upper echelon G5 DC job. Shannon was making $1 million per year as UCF DC. You think Miami should pay T-Will more than a million dollars to be LB coach? No f#cking way. And...
  19. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    If Diaz goes from T-Will to Steele and turns over playcalling duties, I'd give him a second miniature trophy.
  20. Handsome Squidbum

    Travis Williams Officially Gone!

    I was half asleep when I initially read this and thought it was about T-Rob not T-Will, which would suck as we are dying for better CB recruiting. If T-Will leaves, meh. Not ideal but he's not irreplaceable. There are plenty of good LB coaches but a lot fewer good DB coaches. Looks like...
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