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  1. Handsome Squidbum

    OT: Is It Happening? Alabama in Hot Water

    Alabama probably hired the same sicario to kill the turncoat booster that Penn State used to kill district attorney Ray Gricar (he declined to press charges against Sandusky in the 1990s, then when the Sandusky story blew up he "disappeared" and his computer hard drives were also mysteriously...
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    OT: Is It Happening? Alabama in Hot Water

    I think the problem is that Aunt Becky's children have Forrest Gump-level IQs but she wanted them to attend a top tier school. School presidents will bend admissions standards to let in subpar students if the parents donate enough money, but when the students are functionally illiterate, then...
  3. Handsome Squidbum

    OT: Is It Happening? Alabama in Hot Water

    Next years Turbotax will include the question: "Are you a college recruit who received a bribe to attend a particular school? 1. If yes, did you go to Alabama? a. If your answer is yes, congratulations, your bribe is tax exempt! b. If no, then unfortunately you may owe...
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