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  1. Felonious Monk

    The OC Candidates Thread

    Snitches get stitches for talking like *******. New avatar ?
  2. Felonious Monk

    The OC Candidates Thread

    You must have me confused with someone else. My name is Humpty, that's pronounced with an umpty.
  3. Felonious Monk

    The OC Candidates Thread

    I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
  4. Felonious Monk

    The OC Candidates Thread

    It sures sounds like he was trying to say he did coke off the Kroeger brother's asses.
  5. Felonious Monk

    The OC Candidates Thread

    No dimes?
  6. Felonious Monk

    The OC Candidates Thread

    That seems quite specific. Is there a story you'd like to share before a certain someone suggests Nickelback ***** on Metallica and this place implodes in a wave runner rooster tail?
  7. Felonious Monk

    The OC Candidates Thread

    I'm a repeat offender.
  8. Felonious Monk

    The OC Candidates Thread

    Cuts deep, doesn't it. https://www.canesinsight.com/threads/transfer-portal-watch.172951/post-6365522
  9. Felonious Monk

    The OC Candidates Thread

    Please forgive me. I've edited my post to correct this egregious oversight.
  10. Felonious Monk

    The OC Candidates Thread

    @WaterburyCane, you need to come get your boy. He might be the law, but he's not above it. Charge this guy for the bad joke AND plagiarism under the Mencia Act. I'm snitching now so I can get a reduction in my next sentence. The Perp: The Buford T. Justice of CIS @JamesQuall...
  11. Felonious Monk

    The OC Candidates Thread

    I know, right? Why don't you go do a crossword or a puzzle and we'll call you when there's news?
  12. Felonious Monk

    The OC Candidates Thread

    Great minds, my friend.
  13. Felonious Monk

    The OC Candidates Thread

    ****, I'd take Little Neddie Nederlander over Nussmeier.
  14. Felonious Monk

    The OC Candidates Thread

    I certainly hope it's a long month for you.
  15. Felonious Monk

    The OC Candidates Thread

    We've got some real fart smellers around here.
  16. Felonious Monk

    The OC Candidates Thread

    I tweeted out that I'm a candidate for the vacant Miami OC position as well. Rumor has it raises are going to be a bit tight this year with inflation and all and I need some kind of leverage over the manager's pretty boy Brian. That two-face rat ******* is the biggest suck up.
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