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It's just amazing. Hey guys, I can't figure out what's wrong with the computer because the megahertz meter says it's still working. Um, did you notice that the screen is cracked and broke? Uh, is that on our list of metrics?

20, clearly. he’s elite at slip n slide.

yep. when you get your o ring blown out, you don’t need to ‘recharge your batteries.’. that’s a euphemism if i ever heard one. more like you need to get reconstructive surgery to fix the prolapse.

A head football coach talking about emotional exhaustion. How many games have we even played this year? 'Recharge out batteries'? WTF? We're going to 'do some things this week to get that done'? Why didn't you do those things last week, so they were already done? This is pathetic. Manny's...